Have you heard?

Have you seen this man? Reportedly these items the man is disguised in cause the wearer to be exceptionally calm and intelligent when SOL testing.The jury may be out on the truth of these statements, but all my students passed!

• Pictured above: pirate hat, penguin mask, yellow lei, number one finger, polly the parrot, and pirate hat as a beard.
• Other possible disguises: chemistry king and queen crowns, sparkly tiaras, fuzzy tiaras, and magic wands.